I bet this guy gives $5 handies.
This guy made the subway a better place to be.
Happy Mothers Day to the most awesome mom ever! Love you ma!
My twitter profile pic one year later. Courtesy of @pizzanachos69
Only one place to get a pic with two Santas in April. That place is @ericandre’s 30th birthday bash.
Tampa fans have a better sense of humor than I ever imagined. #tampa #rays #steveirwin #mlb #mascot
After much debate it has been decided that the tree on @cheezitslut’s patio looks like an ass taking a shit.
At least I now know that some of my prayers get answered.
Like this photo or the cat gets it.
I get those for free when I eat Taco Bell.